10 Things I learned in Business School

We go to school to learn. School, as my old high school teachers were fond of saying, is the “gym of life”, meaning you have the chance to learn and make mistakes in a sheltered environment from which you will hopefully learn something. Which will be of great value once you graduate and step out into the real world. As I approach the end of my formal academic education, I found myself thinking back to what I have learned in the past 4 years. And this is my personal list of 10 (broadly defined) “things” I believe business school has thought me.

  1. Diversify. This is probably the first thing that springs to my mind. Don’t put all your eggs into one basket, spread them out, hide them in the solar, put them away in the fridge, store them in the basement, and, why not, cook yourself an omelette. Whether it is building a portfolio or backing up your data to multiple locations, the key is to spread your risk out.
  2. Information is power. And so is knowledge. Entering negotiations with an information advantage, being able to observe deal flow in the FX market, having access to data in Emerging Markets are all “business” situations where knowing more is advantageous. But possessing key information can be useful in deciding what present to get your friends, what to say to impress your date or when not to take the tube because of a strike.
  3. You will only learn if you spend time trying to figure something out. This one might seem pretty obvious, but I don’t think it is. And that is why I think the case study method is much more effective than the I-Lecture-you-Listen-and-then-Read-the-Book method. Almost as an extension to Gladwell’s 10,000-Hour Rule, I believe that if you don’t actually try your hand at something, and you make mistakes and you try to fix those mistakes, you will never learn. Theory and practice are two very different animals.
  4. You cannot “network” with people who are in a better position than you.  I feel all this effort spent on instilling into us how important networking is misses the point: the people you should try and network with should be your peers, not the President. Networking, and human social relationships in general, are based off mutual assistance and benefits. If you can help me, we can be friends, if it’s only me who can help you, it makes no sense to establish a relationship. I feel this is not only valid in business relationships, but in social ones as well. We usually are not friends with someone we perceive to be highly superior (or inferior) to us. After all, friendship is not a one way affair. Or at least, it shouldn’t be.
  5. Correlation is not causation. This sentence is almost a mantra in statistics but can be seen in real life as well. Throwing a dice and getting a 6 four times in a row doesn’t make you more likely to roll it again and get another 6. I think we should always properly analyse situations before establishing direct cause and effect links. Otherwise we could all be walking around saying it is eating ice creams that causes the weather to be hot.
  6. People are irrational. Too bad for all those nice models and theories that assume investors are perfectly rational. They quite evidently are not. Because investors are people and people (unfortunately) are swayed and sometimes controlled by emotions. No matter how much we try to describe behaviour with numbers and models, it will never work. I might also add that, while it is easy to interpret our own behaviour, which to us always look perfectly rational, understanding what other people are doing can be challenging. And that is why I sometimes find difficult to rationalise someone else’s decisions.
  7. Form over substance. You probably think you have misread. Alas, no. I firmly believe humans are visual animals more than anything, and seeing something pretty will make it harder for anyone to judge it on its own merits. That is why formatting your Power Point presentation is so important. And that is also why (unfortunately I think) human society places a huge emphasis on appearance.
  8. Most of the time you just need to be lucky. Being at the right place at the right time, being asked the only question you revised for, finding 10£ on the ground. Skills alone don’t cut it and performance doesn’t persist. They can help but are not enough alone. And you’d better get used to it.
  9. Artists are not the only creative people around. I think that rather than being called “Financial Engineering” it should be called “Financial Art”. Also, and correct me if I’m wrong, but the City crowd has come up with some very creative names for things, people and products. Such wonders as bake-offs, tombstones, beauty parades, candlestick charts, greenmail, swim lane, white knights and head and shoulders patterns. And let’s not start with the animals: bulls, bears, shark notes, hunting elephants, dead cat bounces…
  10. The past is not a predictor of the future.  Although I still think we should all be studying financial history not to make the same mistakes, nobody can look at the past to predict the future. But that is inevitably what we end up doing. Because there is no alternative, at least not yet. We do fall into this trap in our daily life. If last time it went well, it must be alright to do it again.

 

 

London Conundrum

6 places to visit in London. If you are into Finance

I always like to start by the numbers. Let’s go then:

  • There are 8.3 million people living in London. No wonder it feels so crowded!
  • The first tube station was opened in 1863
  • The most expensive apartment in the world is n° 1 Hyde Park: 135.4£ million 
  • at 310m, the Shard is the tallest skyscraper in Western Europe
  • 40% of Greater London is green areas
  • The tube network comprises 250 miles of tunnels
  • There are 43 universities in London. More than any other city in the world
  • They have gotten pretty rare, but there are still 15000 red phone booths in the city
  • There are more than 3800 pubs in London. And all of them expensive XD
  • The city counts 147 theaters
  • 649 bus routes serve the biggest city in Europe
  • An outstanding 16.8 million tourists visit London every year. 

During the 9 months I’ve been living here, I’ve been exploring the city’s every nook and cranny, trying to discover places shunned by the tourist masses that flock to the Big Ben and to Leicester Square. I have to say I’ve been fairly successful in my endeavour,  and I have to admit that I have grown quite fond of the city, especially after my long evening walks along the canals and the Thames. I thought I would share of the places I’ve discovered and particularly places that have something to do with Business and Finance (in some way or other). Click on the image to get a Google maps link. Hope you enjoy.

 

Bank of England Museum

The Bank of England museum. One of the first museums I visited in London, mainly because I wanted to try and see if I could help myself to that shiny gold bar they have on display. Alas, that turned out to be impossible. But the museum was a pleasant surprise. It’s not big, but it is surprisingly informative and interesting. Plus it’s free and it teaches you about how to control inflation. What more do you want?


 

2014-05-03 19.31.06Canary wharf. This is another easy one. But rather than get there by Tube, try walking on the opposite bank of the Thames, on the south side. The glass and metal skyscrapers will prove a formidable contrast to the bare sand hills. Seen from this side, Canary wharf (which by the way gets his name from the fact that the ships from the Canary Islands used to moor here) looks like an island removed from the rest of London. I don’t know whether that is a good thing or not.


 

Silver Vaults

The silver vaults. Built in 1876 as a place where people could deposit and safeguard their household silver and documents, it’s now a sort of “shopping mall” for silver, with more than 30 shops who deal exclusively in the grey metal. It intrigues me to think what corporate secrets were once stored in the vaults deep below ground.


 

LLoyds, The StrandLLoyds, the Strand. This branch used to be a restaurant when it opened in 1883. I am including it because it’s probably the bank with the best interior decor I have ever seen (so far). It is also interesting because it was the first building in London to have air conditioning. Specifically, two ladies would ride a bike in the basement that was connected to some giant bellows which would gently blow the air in the hall. Apparently they used to have the bike on display but they  sadly don’t anymore.


 

The City

The City. Okay, this one is fairly obvious. The old financial center is ever crowded, unless you go at night or during the weekend. Then it is eerily silent. And I actually like it best, especially when all the skyscrapers lit up after dusk and the visitor gets lost in the narrow streets in between the towering office buildings.  And sometimes you find hidden surprises in the alleys, such as an old “turkish” bath, huge horse statues or an abandoned church turned into a quiet park.


 

Brand MuseumMuseum of Brand and Advertising. If you are into packaging and marketing, this might just be the museum for you. It’s not very big and it’s divided into two parts. The first covers the history of british advertising, from the 1850’s to the present times. The Victorian ads are especially amusing. The second section explores how the packaging for some of the best known British brands has changed (or not) over the years.


 

I am sure I have missed something, I will continue to explore the city and hope to find some other place I can add to the list.

WWDC: 6 numbers, 6 things and 6 considerations

Every year at the beginning of June Apple descends on the Moscone Center in San Francisco to bless the adoring crowds of developers amassed in the auditorium with a 2 hour long keynote that opens a 4 day conference on everything OSX and iOS.

No hardware was announced this time around, while software played a key role, especially in the last 30 minutes of the presentation, when Apple rained a veritable cascade of goods on developers: 4000 new APIs, a new programming language named Swift, a new graphics platform called Metal (rock on Apple!) and a whole slew of new features. But since I am no developer and I understand next to nothing about those things, I’ll just be focusing on the “consumer” part.

This is not going to be a summary of the keynote announcements. I am just going to share my thoughts on what Apple unveiled. I sincerely hope not to bore you to tears. Let’s jump right in with some numbers, shall we?

6 numbers

  • 9 million registered developers
  • 80 million Macs have been shipped so far
  • 130 million customers bought their first apple device in the past 12 months
  • 98% of Fortune 100 are using iOS
  • 300 000 000 visitors every week on the app store
  • 1$, the price per month for 20GB storage on iCloud Drive

6 things I liked. Liked, not loved, that’s too strong a word.

  1. Dark mode. Seriously, Apple, what took you so long?! There is nothing as hateful as having a blindingly white finder window making your eyes bleed when you are trying to get some work done at night. This is probably my favorite “feature” in Yosemite. Now, if they would just make changing icons easier…
  2. Mail markup. This might make me switch to using Mail as my default client. Basically, Mail markup lets you doodle on photos and PDFs you send as attachments, directly into Mail. Need I say more *-*?
  3. Family Sharing. Up to 6 family members, using the same credit card, can share app store purchases across devices. And parents will be sent notifications and requested to approve their kids’ purchases in real time, before the little ones can buy that 99$ add on.
  4. Photos will be synchronised across devices… and so will edits. The editing software appears to be more powerful and modified pictures are automatically saved and then uploaded to the cloud, from where the other devices connected to the same account will have instant access. This should in part fix the eternal “where do I put my photos” problem, thanks to full iCloud integration.
  5. Extensions. Photo filters, widgets and (amazingly) third party keyboards. Apple has finally opened its gates. Well, just a little bit. Apps will be able to talk with each other, and not be caged individually inside their sandboxes. You will be able to translate a webpage using Bing (good luck with that though), use third party photo filters directly in the photo gallery app (cough- Instagram invasion –cough) and use SwiftKey as your default keyboard, although all processing will need to be done on the device, no keystroke data is to leave your phone (thank God). And Touch ID will be available to developers. 1Password, anyone?
  6. Home and Health kit. Smartphones are increasingly connected to every part of our life, and there is buck to be made in the space. Apple is happily jumping on the bandwagon with Home kit and Health kit. Which do exactly what you expect them to do, they enable your device to talk with others and open up a world of possibility for developers. Interesting to note the (apparently) close integration with Nike, who just recently dropped development of its Fuel Band in favor of focusing just on the software part of the technology.

6 things I don’t particularly care for

  1. Spotlight. In a desperate effort to keep you away from Google, Spotlight is now more powerful than ever, suggesting anything from movies to restaurants to Wikipedia articles. Too bad it is still vastly inferior when compared to Quicksilver.
  2. iCloud drive. It is compatible with Windows, evidence that the competition here is not OneDrive, but Dropbox. This could deal a hard blow to the storage company. However, on my part, I still think Dropbox is superior (Android integration and automatic photo upload from multiple sources being two of the chief reasons).
  3. Safari. It is still a sad excuse for a browser, although it is now a very fast (according to Apple) excuse. Question: why are you getting rid of the favorites bar?! I’m sticking with Chrome, because integration, extensions, themes and favicons (I have more than 50 favorites just in my bookmarks bar, I’d die without them XD…)
  4. Interactive notifications. Hello Android, I never knew you could reply to messages directly from the notification bar.
  5. Whatsapp. Ehm sorry, I meant Messages. Group messaging, audio notes, do not disturb, location sharing, media gallery to keep all the media you share with a contact in one place. Sounds familiar? Maybe Facebook will sue them.
  6. Dr Dre. Seriously? And that is probably not even his real phone number. (I haven’t tried though, have you?)

6 themes I think are important

  • Apple can actually be funny. In an adorably nerdy sort of way. Some highlights: OSX Weed and “I hope the rope is multithreaded”.  Although they didn’t make an OS XXX joke. I was hoping for that…
  • Your computer = your phone. Not just because the software and the UI look the same, but also because of two things Apple calls Continuity and Hands off. Meaning, you can start writing an email on your iPhone and pick it up on your Mac, you can answer a phone call on your desktop and use AirDrop between an iPad and a MacBook. Integration is the magic word here.
  • No Google, thank you. They even mentioned BING for crying out loud, but the big G only got called out when they said “googling” while demoing Safari.
  • On the other hand, while bashing Android and its rampant fragmentation problem (Google needs to fix this…), Apple is desperately copying all of its features. Just a couple of examples: fast email deletion, interactive notifications, lock screen widgets, third party keyboards, cloud integration, “Hello Siri”…
  • Life, not just device. As I mentioned earlier, our smartdevices are increasingly part of our routines and frankly I am excited to see where the automation will take us. We have been talking about smart homes for more than 17 years (maybe more than that, but I was not in the condition of understanding what was going on before than, me being a toddler at the time), maybe it’s finally time I can have a conversation with my fridge and scold my thermostat if he misbehaves through my phone when I feel lonely. I think I’d love that.
  • Open those gates! Or, as Apple likes to put it, add “Extensibility”. I don’t think it would have been possible for iOS to have remained a walled OS under the developers’ pressure to me more competitive with Android. Again, as with the previous theme, endless possibilities exist at this point. And we’ll have to wait and see what apps developers come up with. I’m still not gonna switch to iOS, love my sweet sweet Android KitKat too much

All in all, I have to say I am satisfied with WWDC. The exciting part was mostly technical, I feel Apple wouldn’t be boasting its new programming language and graphics engine in front of 4000 developers if they were not truly convinced they had something awesome on their hands. On the “consumer” side, nothing blew my mind, other than the dark theme. Which is not even supposed to be that big of a deal but ehi, I have my priorities! It seems to me they are playing catch up to android and don’t feel like they need to introduce any groundbreaking features to keep their market share. With Customer Sat(isfaction) at 97% I guess they can afford to.

I’ll stop rambling. Congrats on reaching the end, you have successfully read through 1300 words. Here, have a virtual cookie.